Take note of heavy THUNDERSTORM in all parts of Singapore this SUNDAY. Expert studies has shown that the thunderstorm is caused by a uncertain force. It is advisable for the residents not to leave their home.
An interview with a expert weather forecaster, Miss Sun Jiaxin:
Q: Can you please explain to use the sudden cause of thunderstorm?
JX: It always happens when a monster goes swimming
Q: Monster? U mean there is a monster in Singapore? Tell us more about it!!
JX: *grins* Yes. This monster is unlike any other monster in fairtales. This monster is just like any other human being.
Q: Can you disclose more? I’m sure our readers are very interested to know how this monster behaves.
JX: This monster loves sleeping. Days are peaceful when she is sleeping. The monster loves shopping also. And one very interesting fact about this monster; she likes marshmallow.
Q: This monster seems harmless. How can this monster actually cause a thunderstorm?
JX: Oh do not be taken in by the harmless outlook of the monster!! Like i mentioned earlier whenever this monster goes swimming, thunderstorm will break. It’s very scary.
Q: Oh my, this is indeed shocking! Btw, u mentioned she? It’s a female monster??
JX: Yes it a female monster.
Q: Do you have a picture of how the monster looks like? The public needs to be warned for their safety.
JX: Yes i do have and i’m willing to share for the safety of all citizens.
*scroll down for the picture of the monster. Viewer discretion: The following content is gross*
