the beautiful moon and my pet wolf

if you’ve noticed, the moon has been round for the past few days. pretty pretty. and finally my pet wolf howled today ((:

i laughed so hard i had tummyache

wend, make sure you watch it.

random

sometimes i laugh at myself.

world’s worst sister

i actually forgot that today’s my brother birthday and i’m always out to cheat my sister’s m&ms.

singlish

the best thing about youtube isn’t necessarily the video, but the comments. some of them are really… priceless!

here’s one: (this guy’s rebuking some other guy who commented on how sucky singaporeans are at speaking english)

“why are you making fun of their accent? try speaking their language its so much more complicated then english”

got this off corrine’s blog

” A week ago I saw this ad on the papers, appealing for girls to sign up as escorts. Was thinking wow, that’s a really daring ad and went online to prod some more. Discovered this forum created by local men – just to chat about the sex trade. I don’t understand half the acronyms inside, but I do know that they list places to go and post ratings after they’re done.

A few admits they are attached.

They even warn each other about potential ‘clingy’ girls, so the others can avoid them. The thing that hit me most is that most of them treat it as purely professional. As normal as conducting any other kind of business. I pay, you service me, the end. Some even say things like “She is a very nice, just came to earn money, treat her properly ok”

I wonder if they treat their wives as good.

They aren’t shy about what they do at all, posting very explicit details and events. At the end giving ratings on body, after-service, hygiene, whatever. Its like a whole network of sex addicts feeding on each other’s dirty deeds.

Oh yeah not to mention those sleazy ktv parlours.

I think I might become so disgusted with all men that I turn lesbian. “

nothing else can be more disgusting

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

if anyone were to ask how annoyed i am now, the answer is VERY. (and i’ll most likely slap the person’s face)

I LOST THE RUBBER PART OF MY EARRING, YET AGAIN!! why the fuck… i was just about to be convinced by myself that i really like my new replacement earring, and now this. excuse me, tell me who in the fuck will lose their earrings(note, it’s earrings with a ’s’ at the back), or part of it, in less than a month. ME! roarrr. seriously, i either:

1) keep losing the things i really like
2) think that i have the things i really like, which may not be the case
3) can’t get the things i really like

roarrr. it’s always one of those above mentioned cases. sometimes all 3. that’s how fucked up i can get.

conversation

scolionophobic says : you’re the type who old people are warned of on crime watch

scolionophobic says : tell me. do you sell miracle-all-ailment-healing black stones?

`mccanny says : only 150bucks each!

scolionophobic says : walau. so cheap. spoil market. no wonder my 300 dollars (on offer) stones dont sell

`mccanny says : no wonder someone grabbed 20 stones from me the other day claiming mine was dirt cheap. even questioned the authenticity of it.

fuck fairness

fairness is overrated. you know it best when you have another male sibling at home.
sigh. i guess maybe only shiying would understand.

customer service

same company, different branch, different customer service. bahh!

branch 1
me: hi, can i check if you have ____ for sale?
CSO: sure, give me a minute
(checks system before getting back to me)

branch 2
me: hi, can i check if you have ____ for sale?
CSO: don’t have.

Wa lao. she just immediately say don’t have. HELLO?! i don’t believe you know exactly all the things your shop carry la. fucker.

ok, i’m just annoyed by some people who can’t make the simple effort to check their system. is it that hard? =/